A Teen's Guide to Modern Manners
There's little that's been written yet Concerning teenage etiquette, So as a sort of useful guide Some gruesome cases lie inside Of teenagers who lost their way And ultimately had to pay. You'll read about the tragic fate Of Pete, who couldn't get a date, And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed, And James, who staunchly never washed. This book could be, and no mistake, The best investment that you make, So quickly - pluck it from the shelf! Or suffer some such fate yourself...
There's little that's been written yet Concerning teenage etiquette, So as a sort of useful guide Some gruesome cases lie inside Of teenagers who lost their way And ultimately had to pay. You'll read about the tragic fate Of Pete, who couldn't get a date, And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed, And James, who staunchly never washed. This book could be, and no mistake, The best investment that you make, So quickly - pluck it from the shelf! Or suffer some such fate yourself...
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There's little that's been written yet Concerning teenage etiquette, So as a sort of useful guide Some gruesome cases lie inside Of teenagers who lost their way And ultimately had to pay. You'll read about the tragic fate Of Pete, who couldn't get a date, And Jen, whose hopes and dreams were quashed, And James, who staunchly never washed. This book could be, and no mistake, The best investment that you make, So quickly - pluck it from the shelf! Or suffer some such fate yourself...
